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Take the Tomato Trivia and Quiz!

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

1. What did the traffic light say to the tomato crossing?

2. What is red and goes up and down?

3. How do you repair a broken tomato?

4. What did the macaroni say to the tomato?

5. Why did the tomato turn red?

6. What goes up a fruit and comes down a vegetable?

7. A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race...what happened?

8. Why did the tomato get by the car?

9. Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date!

10. How do you fix a broken tomato?

Shopper: I'm looking for STEWED tomatoes.

Clerk: Try the salad BAR.

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